The Day after Christmas

Dec 26

Each year I share my one attempt at poetry entitled The Day after Christmas. It reminds us that Christmas is not only a day or a season but also a lifestyle. May we celebrate the good news of Christ coming into the world year-round.

‘Twas the day after Christmas and all were asleep

The twenty-fifth had left them all tired and beat.

The stockings were slung carelessly on the floor

Stripped of their contents and of interest no more.

The children were exhausted, collapsed in their beds,

With visions of sleeping-in fixed in their heads.

And mama in her flannel and me with my mate,

Were in hopes that we too might get to sleep late.

When out in the front there arose such a racket

I sprang from my bed like a frightened jackrabbit.

I stubbed my big toe on the way to the door,

And set off the alarm system on the first floor.

The early sun’s light shone bright on the toys

Left in the front yard yesterday by my boys.

Then I saw a car splashing right through the muck,

A red, white and blue delivery truck.

My head was aching and my stomach felt ill,

As the postman delivered a hand full of bills!

The charges were listed in dollars and cents,

Payment would empty the United States’ mints.

Now, Visa! Now, Penney’s! Now, Macy’s and Rich’s!

On, Walmart! On, K-Mart! On Abercrombie and Fitch’s!

November and December we had a great ball,

Come January, we owe something to all.

I made my way through a maze of presents piled high,

Looked again at the bills and gave a great sigh.

Turkey bones roosted on the dining room table,

Yesterday we ate all we were able.

I tried to turn on the new espresso maker,

Complete with a digital, alarm clock waker.

My family stumbled slowly down the stairs

As cordial as a den of hibernating bears.

I bent down to pet our faithful dog, Carl,

But he snapped at my fingers and let out a snarl.

My wife dressed quite quickly and shouted to all,

“I’m going bargain hunting all day at the mall!”

The children slammed the door behind them as well,

Going to friends’ homes for Christmas show and tell.

And I collapsed in my brand new easy chair,

To see how my favorite football teams would fare.

I held a glass of Alka-Seltzer firmly in my fist

Regretting last night’s snack I should have missed.

During halftime I arose from the recliner,

My team was ahead and the world seemed much finer.

Wading through the wrapping paper piled knee high

Something on the mantle piece caught my eye.

Half hidden beneath discarded ribbons and bows:

The manger scene had been placed weeks ago.

Carefully clearing the bright paper away

I witnessed the reminder of that first Christmas day.

The Christ child rested in a bed simple and small

Sent by God into the world to save us all.

Nativity figures of that first silent night,

Made it quite clear what had been lost to sight.

A Happy Christmas to all! is because of God’s son,

On the day after, our Christmas has only begun.

  

Christmas Eve Worship at Northside Church

I invite you to join us for Christmas Eve worship at Northside Church.

Sunday, December 24

  • 10:00 am      Family Service in the Sanctuary
  • 12:00 noon    Family Service in the Sanctuary
  • 2:00 pm         Family Service in the Sanctuary
  • 4:00 pm         Contemporary Service in the Faith & Arts Center
  • 6:00 pm         Traditional Service in the Sanctuary

10:00, 4:00, and 6:00 Services will be live-streamed and archived at www.northsideumc.org/worship.

O, Come Let Us Adore Him, Christ the Lord!

A Christmas IQ Test

I invite you to test your Christmas intelligence quotient. Much of what we KNOW about Christmas comes from TV specials, greeting cards, holiday songs, legend, and tradition. Is your knowledge about The Reason for the Season based on Matthew and Luke or Currier and Ives?

  • Q1:      Christmas has always been celebrated on December 25.
  • A1:      False. No one knows the exact date of Jesus’ birth. December 25 originally marked the Winter Solstice. The church baptized the date to celebrate the advent of the light of the world during the 4th century.
  • Q2:      What did the innkeeper say to Mary and Joseph?
  • A2:      The innkeeper supposedly said, There is no room in the inn. Despite countless children’s plays to the contrary, the innkeeper does not have any speaking lines in the Biblical accounts.
  • Q3:      Who saw the star in the east?
  • A3:      The wise men saw the star in the east. Many Christmas cards show the shepherds following the star to the manger; but the shepherds went to Bethlehem after the angelic chorus announced the Christ’s birth.
  • Q4:      How many wise men made the journey?
  • A4:      Most people know the correct answer is THREE. Most people are wrong! The Bible never mentions how many wise men came to see the newborn king. They DID bring three gifts. By the way, they were not kings, either. The carol We Three Kings is inaccurate in every detail!
  • Q5:      What is frankincense and myrrh?
  • A5:      My favorite response is that frankincense is an eastern monster story! In reality, it is a precious perfume. Myrrh is a spice often used for preparing bodies for burial—a strange gift for a newborn. Even at his birth, the babe of Bethlehem was also the Christ of the cross and the Lord of the empty tomb.
  • Q6:      Where did the wise men find the baby Jesus?
  • A6:      Months and even years may have passed before the wise men arrived. Matthew states they found the Holy Family in a home and not a stable.
  • Q7:      Which animals does the Bible say were present at Jesus’ birth?
  • A7:      Don’t throw away your manger scene’s barnyard menagerie, but the Gospels say nothing about any animals at the nativity.
  • Q8:      Where do I find the Christmas story in the Bible to check these answers?
  • A8:      Matthew and Luke contain the stories of Jesus’ birth. Matthew focuses on Joseph and includes the wise men. Luke focuses on Mary and describes the angels appearing to the shepherds.

Many families enjoy the tradition of reading holiday books together. I encourage you to include the Gospel accounts of the first Christmas, too.

By the way, there WILL be a test.

An Early Christmas

I am republishing this blog from last year. It reminds me to enjoy the Holy Day Season before it slips away.

A Hallmark display at a local store caught my eye. The sign above the holiday greeting cards declared, Christmas is December 25th. Huh. Good to know.

Many bemoan how the holidays arrive earlier each year. Retailers anxious for Christmas sales begin Black Friday sales on July 4th. Costco erected a winter wonderland of snowmen and penguins in September. XM Radio premiered their holiday stations on November 1.

And Hobby Lobby . . . well, the home goods store celebrates three seasons: Last Christmas, This Christmas, and Next Christmas.

I’ve always resisted the Hallowthankmas holiday madness, choosing to observe the day after Thanksgiving as my personal advent of the holidays. However, I’ve experienced a Dicken’s-like change of heart.

December days rush by so quickly with over-committed calendars and hectic schedules. December 26th always dawns with an awareness that I never accomplished everything planned during the holiday rush.

Therefore, this year I’m celebrating an early Christmas.

I’m decking the halls, listening to Christmas music, and singing The Twelve . . .. OK, I draw the line at singing The Twelve Days of Christmas.

Seven Nativity Scenes adorn my office. A candle ornament plugged into an outlet bubbles merrily away. I’ve been sipping egg nog since mid-November. If I had some chestnuts, they would be roasting on an open fire. 

Oh, I fight the occasional urge to say, Bah, humbug. I’m a recovering Scrooge with occasional lapses. However, life’s too short to miss the advent of the Holy Day Season.

Christmas is December 25th this year. But why wait? Start celebrating an early Christmas today!