Several years ago David Brooks and I published a series of Fun Phrases on our Facebook feeds. I compiled some of my creations in today’s blog.

Acronymius

The overuse of acronyms in an organization

The UMW in the NGC of the UMC supported the USA’s UMCOR ERT offering ASAP.

Little-piggy-separatitis

Stubbing a little toe on an object

The little-piggy-separatitis accident made me go wee, wee, wee all the way home.

Frigfunk

Malodor emanating from an uncleaned refrigerator.
The frigfunk from expired dairy, meat, and produce triggered people’s gag reflexes when they opened the cooler.

Curioclutter

The proliferation of collectables by aficionados

The curioclutter avalanche pelted the victims with knickknacks, gewgaws, baubles, and whatnots.

Footflush

Using a foot to flush a public toilet

Marvin lost his balance during a footflush and plunged headlong into the toilet.

O;pbrupi

Typing I love you with hands one key to the right on the keyboard

The woman mistook her beau’s profession of O;pbrupi as an insult.