Cut my hand while rummaging through desk drawers. Blotted the blood with Kleenex and applied a bandage.

Noticed an errant smear of blood on the front of my pants. Skulked to the bathroom while avoiding others. Used a damp towel and Tide stick to remove the stain.

A damp spot the size of a salad plate remained. Used additional towels to vigorously dry the wet fabric, praying no one walked through the door mid-process.

Returned to office.

Noticed a missed drop of blood on my pants . . ..