I spent months sorting through my father’s paperwork following his death in November 2020. I discovered a cache of greeting cards spanning the 56 years of my parents’ marriage. I enjoyed perusing the sentimental notes they exchanged until . . .

I found some Valentine’s Day cards from their newlywed years. Some things just cannot be unseen, and I am entering my fourth year of psychotherapeutic treatment. My wife and children found the entire affair hilarious.

It is challenging to think of your mother and father as a young couple passionately in love. My parents did have two children, and I am aware of the biology behind the facts. I just always assumed that IT occurred only twice for procreation purposes.

Therefore, I am soliciting angel investors to fund a startup business with the working title, Valentine’s Card Disposal Service. Our hazardous waste experts will visit childhood homes and remove mawkish mementos. The savings in counseling sessions alone will more than pay for the service.

I hope all of my married readers enjoy a lovely Valentine’s Day. Ensure your beloved knows how you feel. Express heartfelt feelings through inspired word or lavish verse.

Then . . . THROW THE CARDS AWAY.

Trust me on this one.